...You're not gonna kill me, are you?

Ok, let's skip this as fast as possible: Iamverysorryabouthowlongit'sbeensincelasttime,andwilltrytonotrepeatthisagainthisyear.

Now, that wasn't too bad, was it?

Well... What can I say? The homeworks have attempted murdering me, we hav had a week out of the school and into real jobs, and such obstacles. About my working week: I decided to try out the  Teacher's work (don't laugh) and I actually find it more relaxing than doing school work. Lucky me.

Today, I would like to tell you about Unreal Development Kit (UDK). It's basically a highly advanced tool for making video games. http://www.udk.com/download There you have the download. As I said, it's very advanced, even professional developers may use this. But take your time and get used to it! (Long time!)

And today we had a "Gründercamp" at school. "Gründer" is German, and means founder. We were supposed to invent something today. My group invented an excersise - machine, that produced electricity when in use. The jury thought it was genious, and Voilà: The Best-Idea-trophy! ("Trophy")

Written by Håkon... AGAIN!

Just gonna do some Home Works... AAAAGH!!! PLEASE!! NO!!!

'Morning! I know tath there has been a long time since last time I wrote any totally useful information here, but, Hello! I'm sorry! This post is going to explain why I'm such a snail at writing and explain the topic.

You know about your home works? These crappy pages filled with mud which again is filled with unknown monsters that will kill you before you even can think of finishing your home works? Yes? Right? No...? ... :(
Well, that's my problem. Our teachers have insisted at giving us as much submissions in one week as possible, to see who of us really is sucidal. (Probably.) For Friday last week, we originally had to finish about 6 projects and other "H*ll no!" -stuff. The subjects are: [Hated trumpet solo?] science, English, Norwegian, art (+ something I find hard to translate), religion and geography. All for last week.

Suspiciously, both the scientific submission and the English one got delayed. Maybe they found out that there wouldn't be any more people left to bully in the class if they didn't do so. I am proud of beng a lucky survivor together with all of my classmates. (...)

Todays totally useful and important information is about... Strange... I just have useful information for the gamers in the audience... What could that mean? [Hmmmm...] Well, I recommand Fileplanet.com! A place were you can get access to a lot of betas and other things that may be related to your life. (!) That's all from me! I hope that someone - in the future- reads this. That would be awesome.

Written by a cured sucidal. (!)

Holidays result = :-/

Back again! I should not pretend that this is new, I came back four days ago... Anyways: How was my vacation? My honest opinion is: There would have been an adventage to be more positive to skiing in an open terrain with -20 degrees Celcius and with wind strenght hurling you backwards in the trail. But enough about this sh*t (I need to find a new, more open word...), I will tell you about some good stuff... :-D

You have an DS, right? You know that little thing with two screens where the lowest is touch sensitive, and everyone is crazy about those cute little puppies appearing on the screen? Yes!? ... No..? Not really?
Well, anyways... If you are looking for something that will give your brain resistance for more than 2.5 seconds, I have just the right thing for you. Professor Layton is the answer!

The games are exclusive to DS, but if you are fan of excercising your brain because you wanna get cleverer (What else...?) ,there is almost worth getting a DS just to hunt down all the answers in the Professor Layton games.

If you don't own a DS and don't want to spend a highly discussable sum on getting one, you should try out Braid. This game can, among others, be downloaded directly from Steam. It doesn't cost too much either. And trust me: If something is going to break your brain, Braid will.

Written by the home-fan Håkon.

I am presenting you: Steam!

Yeah, I know.. To you, it may seem like verything written here these days is something you knew before. Patience, please. Your time will come. And to everyone else: Welcome to a new, totally useful post in this totally serious blog!

To day, I would like to bring the spotlights to Steam, which I think some of you have heard of. (Silence! No interruption!) Steam is a program and a community founded by the ultimate game developer Valve. In here, you got access to everything important on the game market today. Also included: Trailers, Demos and downloadable titles that you will never find in the stores no matter how long you camp in there. But, please don't misunderstand this... You have to pay.

I'm going on a vacation for a week, from today, but I am sure you won't miss me. [AAAHH... Nobody loves me...! :( ] And, then again, don't misunderstand, I will do everything I can to not enjoy my stay in the cold, dark mountain.

Written in a hurry.

New crazy sh*t!

Yes, I know, there has been a while, but you guys are getting used to it, if you aren't already. I've been home with chickenpox all the week and today, so that's why I haven't written anything totally useful here. (Hmm... Still not sure if that's a good reason...) Anyways, you should pay attention, or you will miss the most important that've ever happened since last time I wrote.

Well... I found this website which features posters. If you spend a lot of time on the Internet (you should, if you have time to come here), you may sometimes have come across some posters like this. You know... The ones with a black frame and som suiting text underneath the picture. They do all come from memebase (I think, there may be some undergound place somewhere disagreeing right now). So, if you still have enough time after you have tried everything else in this blog, spend a few hours... days at http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/ . Caution! Addiction may happen.

Written by Håkon. (Official Loner.)

WHY METAL?

I have no idea why. From my point of view, I recognize metal (I am talking about the music genre, in case you... are not into it,) as an event where someone (the "band") dresses up in something they know will send them to down under, and I am not talking about Australia. So, these people then stand up on a scene, recieving applause because the audience thought they had to small amount of IQ to actually do that, and then they start doing what everyone (I) hoped they wouldn't do.

Very often, this caotic happening starts off with noises made by an el-guitar. I have never heard anyone actually using an el-guitar in a way that creates music, so I guess that no one is surprised by this part. After a noisy while, someone on the scene, most likely the guy with the craziest costume, starts singing. But this is not singing as we know from our childmemories, this is more an expression of huge pain and great sorrow. Heavy metal artists are good at that, but I don't think anyone can handle this much pain. It sounds like a dragon just ate half of his inner vocal, and  now he is trying to tell us how much it hurt, before going to hospital.

Of course, there are more people mixed in this stew, and the bassist is a good example on what to do when you feel an extreme inner pressure to disturb someone and hurt a part of their body in the same turn. He uses some kind of modified guitar that only makes a deep noise. Great, now we can't have any Herz for ourselves anymore. No you have to listen to this, and you can't listen to anything the coming week.

And at last... The drummer. The really bad guy in the setting. He uses drums (I don't have to explain what that is, right?) to keep everyone else in the terror-group not rush past one-another. It's acually ok, but to do that he have to make more sound than everyone else. And then, the stage is broken.
The audience have to just keep on screaming and worshiping the band, because if they don't... They will be caught, tortured and murdered. And then they get a DVD with the Golden Compass in their grave.

Well... I assume that not everyone of you readers share my point of view, but I'll leave up to you to comment and tell the world how stupid you really think I am. Have a nice day.

Written by the aging Håkon.

Today's... Thing

In a desperate need of new ideas for the blog, I came up with the idea: Write about something no one cares about. So, todays subject is: Violence in games.

Have you ever thought about it? In the stores over here at least 80 % of he games contains some kind of violence. Why? Actually, I sent an e-mail to a proffesional game-reviewer company about this, and the answer was disturbing... They told me that violence sells. ...and what a n00b I was, asking about something that obvious. ...Okay, ignore that last sentence.

Now I got a new question: Why does violence sell? I think that is because we are violent by nature. (Isn't very upclearing...? ...Ye- No? Okay, it's just me then...
Then, again: Why are we so violent by nature? Who wanted us to be like this? Well... The answer is that the totally outdated lifestyle of the stone age needed us to be like that. Killing ...and other stuff, was the only way to survive!

Somebody thinks that games which are violent, may cause the player (in scientific language: gamer) to flip out and kill/hurt somebody! Actually... I read a comic strip about that. I know it was just to make people laugh, but it actually came up with a good point: "Have you read that violent games may make people that plays them violent themselves?" "Yes, but they never think of us that actually has to kill somebody sometimes!"

That's all for today, I'll leave to you to comment that comic.

Written by Håkon.

Warning! Extreme nonesense!

So.. I got this idea: Why have an idea? Why can't I just write whatever I want? So that's what I'm going to do.

I would like to start off with starting off, because a lot of people uses to do that. I don't want to be an exception, and that is why I am not starting in the end.
Eye balls!
The second best thing I know is... I will get that later, let's talk about something else!
I wondered... Have Master Chef ever cooked a meal in his life? (Which is actually ending all the time.) If not, he should be "Master Apprentice" or " Master [Insert insult against dyslectics here].
Cactus stew!
A radiator is a word consisting of two other words which constists of  even more letters. The two words are: Radio and gladiator, which means we're all doomed.
 GMO! <-

Really.. I should go to a psycodelic hospital. But, it's actually hard to work things out for real these days. The money won't make itself. In our class, it may actually destruct itself. So... I beg you, world: PLEASE HELP US!

Written about some psycodelic N00b.

Minecraft - the new tetris

First of all, I just... Well... want to tell that I am alive, but I recently found out that I am the only reader (I think) of this blog so... Let's move on.

Have you heard of Minecraft? If not, I will now explain the rules, if you have heard about it, stop reading this and go play it. Ok... Rules of Minecraft: You are alone. Except of sheeps, cows, pigs and chicken, you are totally alone. The only thing you can do is to build. This means that your first day should consist of building a house with the Lego-like blocks that the world consists of. And you must craft things, pickaxes, shovels and axes are highly recommanded. Then comes the night, and you should stay inside your house. This is not because the pigs may hurt you, but because you may find out that there is more living... or dead things in the world than you want to know about. At this point, it's a good idea to make your very first sword.

So, do you think this was an good introduction to Minecraft? You can try out the free Classic Mode, but it's actually totally different from what the game has become today. The game is currently in Beta and it's your's for 15 euro.
Enough talk! I will now go and play something....

Written by an unsuccessful guy.

0,234th degree hacking

Have you ever wanted to hack? In this post, I actually feel inspirated to teach you. And show it to you friends. And show them this post.

So: What I want to teach you is actually not hacking, but when you are finished, it will look like the computer is about to explode (seriously). Here is the list of necessary programs you will need:

Cmd (Command Prompt)
Notepad
(I know, it's not an impressive list...)

Open the notepad and type in the following: (Do not count the parentheses)

Title (And then type what you want the title to be.)
:mo (Or what ever you like, just start with a colon.)
Color (and after that type two "signs", you can choose between the 10 digits or the letters A-F. If you open CMD and type "help color", you will get a list of what colors the signs give and directoins.)
Color (Repeat last step and do that for all "Color"s.)
Color
Color
Color
Color (Repeat this as many times you like)
Goto :mo (Or whatever you typed in the second line.)

Save the file as [Whatever you would like to call the file].cmd. Then open up the file, and if you did everything right, (and I didn't miss anything) you would now see a lot of flashing lights at the screen. To stop, simply click the "close" button.

Now, go and make some bugs in the system! Make me proud. And everyone else impressed.

Written by the loner Håkon.

Peace...? Where? What...?

Yeah, you may have wondered about this sometimes: "Why is this guy still writing bullsh*t while caliming that he soon will be assisted by some other blogger? And does he think that his bullsh*t has got anything to do with peace?" Ehem... Well.... 1st answer: I am still writing  because I believe in it. However, it should not be compared to Cristianity. And the thing about "peace" (like in the BIG topic, if you didn't notice) is that we are going to use any income to take a trip southwards to Germany and learn about war... That sounds a bit ironic, doesn't it? So... 2nd answer: Yes, I hoping of getting assisted soon, by someone... When I started this blog, I was thinking: "Ah, I can just start this ******* blog and then let everyone else write in it, while I'm taking the honor of the whole thing as my blog. Now it turns out that I have to do a lot of work in addition...

Hmm... Seems like something got screwed up in that paragraph... Sorry!

And if you are that kind of guy that think that you're soo smart, prove it here: http://www.bubblebox.com/play/puzzle/855.htm

(Don't feel stupid if it does not go the right way.)

Written by: That Bullsh*t-guy >:-(

I am alive!! (Incredible :O) ...But nobody cares :(

You've read the topic? Good, then you know that I am alive. If you didn't read the topic, you should know it anyways, or else you're an idiot. So, if you read the whole topic, you should also know that I feel a bit uncomfortable with my life. Actually, I only feel uncomfortable about this blog, but I guess I actually have to do something to attract more viewers. I think I'll start with treatening someone with nuclear war.

So, did you have a merry Christmas? And even a happy new year? Well, I did. Among my presents there were a couple of huge... slippers. That is one of the coolest things I've ever got. And about the new year? I like it.

And at last, for the ones who still wonder why I haven't written posts here when I appearently wasn't lying dead somewhere. Well... It's holidays, right? School starts again in two days ( :( ), so I find it appropriate to start working here too. And I wish you who are reading this good luck in the new year.

Written by Håkon (A long time since last time I wrote that, isn't it?)