Ballet and lasers (??)

First, to make things clear: I am alive. I have not been dead without you knowing it. But you know... Invasion from outer space, laserbattles, love, and other natural disasters have striked in these days, and therefore, I have been unable to publish new totally useful information and stuff.

Now, to get to the point: Today I was at a place we call "the Norwegian Opera" or "den Norske Opera" in Norwegian. I can't say I actually heard or saw any opera singers anywhere but there was a lot of other things that took my attention.  I was on a ballet performance.

If someone asked me "What is ballet, 'ey?" I would answer: "Ballet is a type of entertainment for people with serious problems in the inner of their brains, where men jumps around with spread legs and extremely tight tights, and women use skirts which is frozen in a position that reveals what's underneath." I got seriously tired of sitting and watch people dance around in screwed-up costumes all the time. At least I could watch the orchestra instead.

Bye bye, I will write again tomorrow.                                                       I hope.

Written by Håkon... surprise....